Recent Movie Reviews


all yor base r blong 2 us all yor base r blong 2 us

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this isn't just a vintage meme, it's a true classic. from back when memes had real lastability and weren't subsequently exploited by advertizing companies.
it is also a kickass tune, go figure.


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DBZ in a Nutshell DBZ in a Nutshell

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

dang, this is early egoraptor shit... he's come far.



Cheshire Pony Likes Music Cheshire Pony Likes Music

Rated 0 / 5 stars

nightmarish smile, and the song bought back painful memories from 7 years ago.


Recent Game Reviews


Pimpy Da Pimp Pimpy Da Pimp

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5 stars just for the roundhouse kick


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Snipe'em Up Snipe'em Up

Rated 3 / 5 stars

controls are a little slippery. other than that, it's pretty okay.


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Aternia: Revenge Aternia: Revenge

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad, though there is a lot of room for improvement
-ship is sluggish, the speed powerup actually got the ship to what i feel standard speed should be. it even feels to slow with the engines upgraded to max
-ship is too tanky/enemy shots are too weak, i didn't need to dodge a single shot as when i had the regen powerup, the regen was faster than the enemy ships' damage
-hitbox is too large- if you do make the enemy shots more powerful and make the ship faster, shrink the hitbox, the massive hitbox made tanking the only viable option- and as i said, tanking was super easy
-powerups too overpowered. invulnerability was actually less useful than regeneration- enemies did less damage than the regeneration gave, and there appeared to be no cap on HP. i invariably finished levels with more health than i started with
-very little risk vs. reward. bullet hell is all about risk vs. reward, there was no reason to go for close dodges (well there was no reason to dodge at all but i digress).

basically, it wasn't bullet hell, if you want something to aspire to, have a look at touhou project, you don't need to follow that template exactly, but it's a very good idea to look at it, as it is the quintessential bullet hell, use it for inspiration.


Recent Audio Reviews


ParagonX9 - Red 13 ParagonX9 - Red 13

Rated 5 / 5 stars

retrauk you poor, neglected man- you have missed out for so long on one of the greatest stories ever told.

this track is amazing, as always paragon- you're a god amongst men.


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**Zelda's Lullaby** **Zelda's Lullaby**

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this has a beautiful, ethereal quality to it. wow...


VGSongbird responds:

That's a new one. Thank you ;)


Hitler And His Talking Vagina Hitler And His Talking Vagina

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lolwut?

this is hilarious
"hitler and his talking vagina?"

it probably had sand in it...


Recent Art Reviews


Mile High Tails Mile High Tails

Rated 4 / 5 stars

@playbrat this tails is not a girl.

he's just rather feminine... dat rump



Sucks to be Luigi: Titles Sucks to be Luigi: Titles

Rated 5 / 5 stars

mini130: i have 2 words: Luigi's Mansion.



A Losing Battle A Losing Battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the monster's called Ultros.


SignHerePlease responds:

thank you